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"Ouch, Marcus!" I said as he squeezed me goodbye.
“That’s how hug my tights are.” Marcus said.
“That’s how hug my tights are.” Marcus said.
“you’re wearing tights?!”
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He was so
surprised, he yelled, "Oh my COW!"
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Aggie tried to write MOM on her picture, but she wrote
MOOM.
That's funny, I feel more like a MOOM today! :) (37 weeks pregnant at the time!)
That's funny, I feel more like a MOOM today! :) (37 weeks pregnant at the time!)
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]Josh put in an invisible fence for copper.
Aggie said, "Daddy I've never seen an invisible fence!"
Aggie said, "Daddy I've never seen an invisible fence!"
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Marcus:
That quesadilla hit my spot!
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"Hey mama!
Look, I ate "squat!""
Hm, has he been told recently that he 'didn't eat squat?' I wonder.
So I say, "Oh really! What's squat?"
"It's syrup."
(Note that he has no syrup on his plate. Only chicken nuggets and grapes.)
"How did you eat syrup when you don't have any syrup on your plate?"
He looks at me, obviously assuming this mother of his has never gone to school or even opened a book, and states with authority, "Squat can be Ranch too."
Get with it mama.
Hm, has he been told recently that he 'didn't eat squat?' I wonder.
So I say, "Oh really! What's squat?"
"It's syrup."
(Note that he has no syrup on his plate. Only chicken nuggets and grapes.)
"How did you eat syrup when you don't have any syrup on your plate?"
He looks at me, obviously assuming this mother of his has never gone to school or even opened a book, and states with authority, "Squat can be Ranch too."
Get with it mama.
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