Home School for Baboons
You shirt is not a napkin
Your sleeve is not a kleenex
The dog is not a football
What will you do to me next?
The leash is not a lasso
Your brother is not a shield
That pancake is not a frisbee
I’ll send you to the field!
That lamp is not a swingset
The car is not a surfboard
Your bed is not a trampoline
The flute is not a sword
The trash is not your food
Bananas are not guns
The trampoline is breaking
We need another one!
I don’t care if he farted
Don’t hit him with a spoon
Mama’s getting tired of you
Acting like baboons!
I love this! I can’t imagine the craziness of all day, every day, but I appreciate the sameness of all children to act this way.
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